lip!bang theory

The movement or motion during masturbation that get's the job done!

Every girl has a lip!bang theory, ya know, when they are fingerbanging themselves.

by CarlosJ76 April 14, 2011

Scandinavian Lip Sync

A sexual maneuver involving the mouth, your girl's ass and bowel movements.

You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.

I really liked PewDiePie's new diss track. So i got my girlfriend with me and i did a scandinavian lip Sync to congratulations. But my tongue is very brown now and my face is covered with poop.

by LeilaSP April 17, 2019

tongue to lip ratio

Tongue to Lip ratio when making out is the best indicator for a guy to determine is the woman is on the wrag.

The tongue to lip ratiowith that chick at the bar was lacking...definitley on the wrag.

by wcurry96 June 22, 2011

kylie jenner lip challange

When a person applies a small round container or shot glass to there lips and sucks on the container/shot glass until their lips appear big and round like kylie jenner's artifical lips.

Kylie jenner lip challange is not recomended as it could permentaly damage your lips.

by Instagram. August 6, 2015

bum on one's lips

See bum on your lips.

bum on your lips

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

When a movie goes from complete sense to complete insanity, that has no relevance of importance to the actual story. It is normally for comic relief, and never metioned after, even though it's a majorly f***ed up event. This was first metioned in the Ferngully video from the Nostalgia Critic/Chick. alligator random

All dogs go to the heaven, the big lipped alligator scene... -.-' (Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

by Bowser Jr. Dude February 4, 2009

lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock

Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!

by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008