john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

John Tyler

a guy so in love with a girl he cant live without her. he loves her so much hed do anything for her

man hes fallen for her like a john tyler

by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020

John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019

would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017