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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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national give your sister money day

yo john its national give your sister money day, give me money
by luyue June 28, 2023
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i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!
Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...
by Furnace boy June 8, 2016
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Give myself

Expression from the 19th century coming from prostitution and raping culture
I finally give myself for a lift back home after i was drunk being offered few shot of whiskey
by Steve_the_magnificent October 13, 2021
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National give ur girl a hoodie day

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022
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give yourselves a hand

An applause to yourselves.
You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.
by ALFA37 November 10, 2017
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