How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

EFNSGINS9EFAEIUNS9NF HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. WATERMELON SUGAR LMAO

by somebody like truspirit June 14, 2021

ut eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMFAOO

ut eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. lmao

by seungmin's gf June 18, 2021

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy

pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"

by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022

how shway

What the heck or What happened.

The Teacher:We have a pop quiz
Me: How shway

by LAKOBE24 May 3, 2018