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moma's hoe

A hoe that came from ur mom
by BIG booty knuckles March 13, 2018
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hoe weekend

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
by Rackard February 18, 2017
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designated hoe

A girl you pretent to care about as a companion, but you just want to hook up on a weekly basis.
Yo fam I been hittin up my designated hoe, again.
by Banana_ ninja March 13, 2017
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liquid hoe

A liquid hoe is someone who is only a hoe when they're intoxicated. When sober, this person is hoe-hating and prudish. They become extra freaky the moment alcohol hits their system.
Guy 1: Francesca is such a liquid hoe.
Guy 2: Last time I saw her she was at Bible Study.
Guy1: Just wait til she has a few.
by iamalwayslate April 16, 2016
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gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.
by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016
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Pizza hoe

The slutty girl who works at the local pizza place. She most likely uses Italian phrases to seduce and brings u back into the supply room. She may even deliver
Pepperoni popper, domihoes, papa thots
Yo Hernandez, did you see that pizza hoe. She really knows how to spread the sauce
by G sizzle April 20, 2016
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Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
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