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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024
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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024
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kissy show

A demon in the form of a kid's show deviered from the depths of hell.

A YouTube Kids channel so bizarre it is scientifically known to actively reduce human and animal IQ. It's true reason for existence is unknown, however it is common believed to be an ARG. Even if you want to torture yourself, this is not the answer. Even Hitler wouldn't deserve this horror. No-one would.

If you have seen the monstrosity that is 'kissy show', please seek medical attention IMMEDIATELY.

In all seriousness, please go report the channel. Please. 😫🙏🙏💓
Maryam: Wow, your kid is quiet today!

Alisia: Yeah! I put this kids thing on for my child- they call themselfs 'Kissy Sho' --

Maryam: Ninewunwun thisischildharassment

Cops: Ah yes, code Kissy Show... That's 95 years ma'am.
by synonym1 February 2, 2024
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Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:
The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)
by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024
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Wednesday show

A tv show that can be found on netflix starring Jenna Ortega. Good people refer to it as "mid af".
Tim: Hey have you watched the wednesday show?
Laras: Yes, I really love oily men jumping on my bed
by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023
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Sitcom Show Disease

Sitcom Show Disease or SSD is a term meaning that you or someone you know is living in a very sitcom like life. Could range from childish comedy to mature insanity
I think Jenson caught the Sitcom Show Disease. Seems everyone around him all have one liners to say.
by Lemarshby April 10, 2023
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show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.
Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.
by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023
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