February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

february fuckery

Where you have to fuck someone at least once everyday for the entire month of February

Bro you doing February fuckery

Yeah man me and Maryana are

by Gyey November 1, 2018

February 19th 2024

Today is No Physical Touch day! All girlfriends have to refrain from touching their bf. This includes cuddling, kissing and hair playing.

Alessia: I’m not cuddling you today because it’s no physical touch day February 19th 2024!

by AlessiaLovesDick February 18, 2024

26th February

This day produces the funniest, sexiest, good looking people you will ever lay eyes on. If you see someone born on this day, make sure to personally thank them for existing and compliment their brilliance.

26th February - If born on the second month, you must buy them brunch.

by smellybigbob74 November 24, 2021

9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT

by thesussywordgiver February 8, 2023

February 11th

International give goatblak a free meet&greet with Atleti day

Ooohh yall its february 11th, time to call goatblak for her meet&greet!

by CEO of international days February 11, 2021

February 18th word of the day

Not this, this is not February 18th word of the day, it is something else

You: Hey man, what is February 18th word of the day?
Me: Not this

by plat333 January 11, 2021