queen cunt

A real bitch, the queen of all cunts

Mariah is a being a real queen cunt today.

by TheCrazyCya February 19, 2017

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Cunt Dust

The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.

Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!

by doofle January 15, 2013

cubby cunt

A cubby cunt is a cunt in hiding. Someone who's a lowkey cunt. They being very shady but on the low.

God damn Brooke's a cubby cunt.

I can't believe she did that, what a cubby cunt.

by juulwhore August 17, 2017

Cunt Dropping

A child.

Your cunt dropping is a little shit and needs a beating.

by HollyHose January 16, 2019

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.

Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.

by frisbee lord November 13, 2018