When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

John:liberals should become Canadians.
Sean:Why?
John: Because they're Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns.
Sean:Why?
John: Because they're Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns.
by Anti-Virgin April 26, 2019

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022

The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have
by Toedaddy February 18, 2021

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)
by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

by Kawibadger September 24, 2020
