Canadian Empire

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.

Its Canadian Empire

by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.

by PCVicePrinciple April 24, 2020

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.

Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.

by DualShock4 November 4, 2023

Canadian Huby

THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME. HE IS SO MAJESTIC AND PERFECT. HE IS A GOUROU.

Everyone on earth: "IS THAT CANADIAN HUBY?????????"
Canadian Huby: "Yes it's me"
Everyone on earth: "LET US HUG YOU OUR GREAT GOUROU"

by La Creatura 52 February 21, 2024

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

Canadian

A nicer version of an american.

Hey did you know Bob is Canadian

by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020