Dylan

Dylan is a guy who barely eats anything other than bread and chicken.

Dylan is a fighter and will fight for what he wants. Don't mess with a Dylan.

I wouldn't mess with him if I was you, He's a Dylan.

by Windowlene fan September 12, 2021

Dylan

He is a a beast of a man, who has sex with women at least 15 times a minute. His penis would match any Congolese man on a fine day. If you know a dylan you are so lucky, tell him that you love him and want to have children with him because there’s a chance that he will accept the offer because he hasn’t had male offspring yet.

Oh my god look at that man, he’s definitely a dylan

by Nathanieljm21 September 14, 2021

Dylan

A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.

Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.

by mmee00ww September 14, 2021

Dylan

What you call some one if they start losing in a video game and get angry. They'll proceed to call everyone on the enemy team a hacker and say racial slurs, and start to throw matches or even rage quit.

Guy 1: OMFG HE'S HACKING!

Guy 2: Bro stop being a Dylan.

by Seth_throwin September 15, 2021

Dylan

Epic, Pog and cool and super hot

-ImBlue2

Dylan is hot af

by ImBlue2/X_Blue89_X September 17, 2021

dylan

hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.

me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life

by ThatManThing September 18, 2021

Dylan H

Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.

‘Dylan Howell will get gassed because he’s a Jew.’

by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021