A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 05, 2021
A kind of fivesome such as you would have between three people of one sex and two of the other but only straight sex occurs.
When his two buddies found wives, Charlie was worried about becoming a fifth wheel. But the occasional M-some really made him feel better.
by ApricotFields May 15, 2022
by Kayoid November 19, 2023
Ava is the sweetest and most caring person you will ever meet. she sees your feelings and cares so much. she is trusting and true. she thinks shes not good enough. she always points out her flaws when any compliment is given but she deserves the world. everyone wants to be her friend when they have had one conversation with her. she isnt popular but everyone knows of her and likes her. shes my best friend.
by theoneandonlymuffinman November 23, 2021
person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?
by m&m simp November 08, 2021
by just some random drywall October 22, 2020
by just some random drywall October 22, 2020