Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021

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Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.

“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”

by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021

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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.

No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021

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dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021

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