Tugging my hog

Another slang term for masturbation.

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

my 3s

Experiencing a moment where 3 alike show up or in 3 separate moments in that day.

Corbin Smidzik in my ears.
Corbin Smidzik pulling outta a drive way.
Corbin Smidzik in front of Mickey D's.

"Are you my 3s? Or are you here to complete your mission?"

by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 July 18, 2024

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024