Dick

Banana to be inserted into a woman's mouth

Can I have your dick?

by Triggered_Sammy September 22, 2023

Best Dick Day

October 31st is best dick day when we celebrate the dick that stole our souls

Did you see who tymira posted for best dick day i didnt know he was hittin like that

by King Wako October 4, 2022

High Dick

When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.

"I was stroking my dick and it felt like play-doh, so it must've been a high dick."

by fobunite69 March 28, 2020

Get dicked

get dicked is just go fuck yourself but in different wording

person 1: "i hate you"
person 2: "get dicked"

by skeleton on the inside January 13, 2022

Bollywood Dick

When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.

That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.

by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021

steak dick

When one eats so much steak, his penis taste like steak

Kyle had steak dick so bad, I needed A1 sauce for that shit

by Trayvonslittledick September 14, 2016

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018