A5 Ass

‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.

“That Penn State Quarterback, Drew Allar, is grade A5 ass”

by Yeetologist September 28, 2025

Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses

"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Ass frowner

Someone who sags their pants

That ass frowner over there isn't wearing any underwear...yikes!

by Unicornmeet June 23, 2017

ass go jiggle jiggle.

A common gangbanger slang word meaning that the bitch the speaker is talking about has some THICC asscheeks.

"I wanna see Rebecca's ass go jiggle jiggle."

by Racist MLK June 6, 2024

ass

Its a thing you shit out off

your ass goes "flurrP"

by kennethiswithyourmom May 1, 2023

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

Black Ass Ribeye

The finest cut of ribeye from an animal. Beef, chicken, pork etc… on a black ass.

You’re a fucking black ass ribeye.

by Grave Robber 3D January 12, 2023