violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

Weed fairy

She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side

Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top

by Haji Hassan October 19, 2019

Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️

“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”

by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021

Weed

Snoop Dogg's most favorite thing in the world.

Snoop Dogg does a lotta weed.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021

Candied Weed

Weed soaked in tobacco Vape juice of your tastes. Bongsmoked or ingested. Ingestion will provide sustained dose of relaxation and focus.
Like a Spliff, only New.

Mom! I can't believe you put Candied Weed on my Cake!!
"Happy Birthday, Sugar"

by OhThanKevin September 27, 2021