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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis
"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Among us

My friend got the among us syndrome he can spend a minute without saying AMOGUS or SUS
by Drip kermit June 17, 2021
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Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019
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ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*
by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018
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Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
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by team flat us November 26, 2021
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