"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
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Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
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by 69 years ago June 28, 2021

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*
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It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
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