been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.

"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"

by BennyBridge November 25, 2022

stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Turkey striking

The act of forcing raw turkey down one’s own rectum

“Did you see Aaron said he wanted to go turkey striking?” “That’s so weird”

by The turkey gobbler November 30, 2022

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

Turkeying

When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.

Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1

by White n-word October 20, 2022