shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

Shit Wasp

Person of a reduced intellect.

Bob "What time is it?"

Steve "Fuck you, you fucking shit wasp"

by Doctor Spunky April 11, 2010

straddle shit

Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.

Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.

by Ernie and Bert January 5, 2013

Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

by brutalmilkshake1123 June 23, 2010

shit locked

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

Best Shit

The things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person......usually when they are on the pull.

Hey, check out Rob. He is pulling out his best shit with that girl !
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......

by Gregory Grayson November 26, 2010

kick this shit

To get going, start things up. To begin a task that you are going to make awesome, rock, and totally pwn those n00bs.

"Ready to go?"
"Hells yeah, let's kick this shit."

by K16 June 1, 2006