thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Third Rail

When you hit all three holes in the span of 10 minutes.

Chad: Yeoo whats good bruh, how was Emily from Alpha Phi last night

Brad: Great man, she followed me up to the third floor before I third railed her.

Chad: Nice dude but she has the clap!

Brad: Shit oh well

by Musolini September 22, 2020

Third Grade

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020

thirstalicous

Both thirsty and delicious. I.e. obviously wet, and quite a snack herself.

Oh my Gawd, Those boys over there are so thirstalicous. They want to rip my clothes off and I want to let them!

by Macious Antonious October 1, 2020

third imposter

Ninja

Ninja is the third imposter.

Example: "It's Pokimane, and Valkyrae! 1 Million Percent!!" (Not Them) "Thanks for being the third imposter Ninja!"

by LAMOW October 23, 2020

thirstamation

an estimation of water a person would need for something like a walk, trip, ect it can also be thirstamate

on our trip tomorrow what would your thirstamation of how much water bottles you will need

by Opossum tv October 24, 2020