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Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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Sausage Stacking

When one man sits on the toilet while shitting and two other men sit on top of each other and stack their erections into the man sitting on top of him.
Woah guys you’ll never believe me but I just went to use the bathroom and saw Ramiro, Logan and Lucas sausage stacking by accident.
by Takeachance September 11, 2025
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Sausage Grubbler

It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
by howe_that December 5, 2014
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Spanish Sausage

When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024
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Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!
by Cronklet November 15, 2017
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Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.
"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."
by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022
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Sausage Fest

When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.

40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.
Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest

- Taken from "Sausage Fest" by the band "Sup?"
by Tombruh June 29, 2016
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