Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Biscuit Kiss

The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)

If we're gonna play soggy biscuit, let's at least do it with a biscuit kiss.

by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021

biscuit

A food that tastes good

DEEZ BISCUITS

by Minvirnignirgientirtni5 March 30, 2017

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

Hood biscuit

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto

Kevin is such a hood biscuit

by Brick pizza August 23, 2025

biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.

I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 25, 2022