Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Trailer turkey

Pink, plastic flamingo that is typically seen in the front yards of trailer parks.

Look at those trailer turkeys in that trailer park.

by rmed July 6, 2025

turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Turkey

A mass country in the Middle East in Western Asia, the Balkans in Southeastern Europe, and the Caucasus in Eurasia. It occupies itself the half of itself to Eurasia. Languages: Turkish, Greek (sometimes), Arabic (sometimes) Capital: Ankara Population: 84.34 million (2020)

Turkey is the first country in the Middle East by a portion to the Balkans. It's northern to Israel and a little big, but less little small than Saudi Arabia

by CentralAnimator June 14, 2022

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020