dutch oven

dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven

by o8erdater January 9, 2021

Dutch Marnix

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.

Wow, I wish I had a Dutch Marnix in my life. That'd fulfill me.

by Tara Moore December 16, 2018

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014

Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.

I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it

by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025

dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.

The Dutch Indies should be reformed!

by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019

dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 7, 2014