Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump August 06, 2015

Dutch

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world

When Dutch walk by everybody start smiling

by BGDutch October 18, 2020

Dutch

When a person playing golf hits a chip shot off of the green to within 4 feet of the pin.

“Wow, Jeramy nice Dutch.”

“What club did you use to nail that Dutch?”

by Dr.Salesman November 09, 2023

Dutch

A extra large penis size classification.

Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.

by depthvortex January 25, 2021

Dutch

Awesome, cool, surprisingly good

“I just got a mad deal on some shoes”
“That’s dutch”

by Black Garfield November 05, 2021

Dutch

A male who sleeps around a lot.

That guy Marcus is a dutch, his kill count is crazy.

by rickyxchase March 01, 2023

Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.

Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.

by RenABFF June 27, 2019