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Turkey-Cat

A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008
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CATS driver

An operator of a Computer Aided Tendering Software. The computer system is used to estimate multimillion dollar projects.
Dang, your really churning out some hot estimates. Your such a CATS driver!
by John Holland July 31, 2006
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Cat Hunting

Originated after airline deregulation in 1978. Cat Hunting is the act of hunting for stray cats while Flight Attendants are on long layovers in international and domestic locations. The participants are normally divorced and those who have been flying for over 10 years. Flight Attendants use many methods (stetegically placing open cans of cat food around the layover hotel, trees, dumpsters and parks) to attract the stray cats and take them home at the conclusion of the trip.
Example 1:

Flight Attendant #3: Where are Sue and Rob?

Flight Attendant #4: I believe they went cat hunting yesterday.

Flight Attendant #1(Rob): Sorry I'm late. Our trip ran alittle late.

Flight Attendant #2(Sue): I managed to catch 3 cats this week! Momma is a WINNER!

Example 2:

Flight Attendant #1: Are you going to join Sue and I on our layover in Pittsburgh?

Flight Attendant #2: We are going cat hunting! We usually have good luck in Pittsburgh!

Flight Attendant Newbie: ummm, I'm allergic to cats.

Flight Attendant #1 : Tragic!!! Work would be so boring if I couldn't go cat hunting with the crew!
by Pitflyguy June 2, 2012
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Cat Daddy

A man usually over 50yrs old with cool swag who can still get it but is essentially an old fuckboy!
That cat daddy is in the bar every weekend, with his just for men covered beard and boat shoes!
by lisa lisa September 20, 2020
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hoss cat

A term indigenous to the southern Virginia region used to describe someone who is considered cock diesel. See also cock diesel.
by eph206 October 5, 2003
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cat head

A biscuit.

A term generally used in the south or by older people. Usually refers to a homemade biscuit and not that store bought junk that comes in a can.
The best thing about granny's cat heads is there's no can to blow up in your face while you're opening it.
by BuckFuddy October 22, 2010
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Massive Cat

One who is deficient in life or continually fails to live up to expectations;
One who continually lives up to expectations of poor performance;
A Crichton is a "massive cat", he promised so much yet failed to deliver on anything

Or

S Cabdy is a "massive Cat" he continues to be pasted.
by Lucas Georgiadis May 8, 2005
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