Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
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by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
Get the Short Italian mug.There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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Another word for mark
by BIGRED1234 April 7, 2022
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Get the Suck my shorts mug.Person a: Jeez, Tyler is tall.
Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.
Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.
by yourunaveragehuman April 19, 2022
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