sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

by samsosexy June 10, 2025

Sam

A guy who puts other in front of himself, has a sad life but never shows it and always has a fake smile, cares so much and is always there for you. You can count on him no matter what, and he will help you no matter what

Josh: you ever heard of a sam
Elisabeth: yes hes a nice guy
Josh: you like him?
Elisabeth: no hes JUST a friend

by Lolz007 November 20, 2021

sam

a simp that puts hoes b4 bros

sam is simping for chloe

by ur a nonce June 1, 2021

darkness from pajama sam

hot guy thats the antagonist of the game pajama sam 1: no need to hide when its dark outside

girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!

by cloudydayz88 December 2, 2024

a regular jack and sam

alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people

"Who's that?"

"Eh, just a regular jack and sam

by Jackie Sam March 6, 2018

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

sam

Trustworthy at first but can easily snap back at you and betray you and ruin your life very easily.

Mariana: hey isn’t that sam?
veronica: don’t go near her she’s an awful person.

by Bimmyboy June 17, 2019