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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Sausage

English slang for a cunt or a twat
Sam is Being such a sausage today
by Bruh u serious December 18, 2019
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SAUSAGE

IM A GAY NIGGA BUT I STILL TAKE SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
by when booty hit you May 14, 2015
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False Sausage

A fake penis or can also be a dildo
Omg Nelson has a false sausage but Shelton has a nice big juicy one
by Thebuttercup220 March 10, 2016
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sausage to taco

A code for sex.
Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.
by SociopathPete May 26, 2016
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Boob-Sausage

Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.
Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!
by BlobFishFace November 14, 2020
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Sausage chick

When a woman is considered a dude and not bangable
That chick used to be hot but now is just a sausage chick
by eddietaps78 July 23, 2022
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