I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022
by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022
by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023
(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.
"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
by wordmonk November 08, 2011
An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"