Beep Beep Potatoes

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.

Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"

by Johnny Sins Gaming February 18, 2019

Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

by xXLowerCaseXx April 07, 2018

Snap your potato

When you have a boner and you have to get rid of it really fast so you snap it down.

Yo, you best snap your potato before we get to this baby shower. That wouldn't look good.

by Spunows June 19, 2017

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 05, 2014

Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.

Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!

by I <3 Tits June 22, 2010

au gratin potatoes

everyone loves them

everyone loves au gratin potatoes

by EveryoneLovesPotatoes January 16, 2012

mr potato nose

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.

"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"

by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020