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Orange-Juqing

(Pronounced: “Jucking”)

When you jizz into a full pulp-free orange juice carton, and leave it in the family refrigerator. If they ask why it looks/tastes funny, insist it’s just the pulp, and that they read the label wrong.

This action is not limited to orange juice, there’s pool-juqing, salad-juqing, etc.

The objective is usually to juq as many individuals as possible, it’s like a silly prank!
“This April Fools I’m gonna go orange-juqing at Kroger.”
“What’s that?”
“I’m gonna ejaculate into some Tropicana.”
“Ohh so that’s what they call it!”
by Corndog Fisherman March 14, 2025
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Orange Cat

A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.
Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”
by BigQ69 July 25, 2023
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orange marriage

A marriage of two best friends with two separate best friends
My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!
by ElizaValentine March 3, 2025
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Orange

The orange lost the election lol
by RepublicanTearsAreMySerotonin December 4, 2020
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Orange O'Connor

Orange O'Connor is a person that chill af but at time can get annoying but that good type of annoying he is known around the world he knows how to talk to females but is shy
by Orange O'Connor September 7, 2016
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Mister Orange

RN Mod on the DODMOD.com message boards. Avid fan of Mountain Dew, which is a shame being as they don't sell it there.
Mister ORange, AKA Jorrit (sp) is disgruntled at the fact that they don't sell Mountain Dew in his homeland.
by WillBBC February 6, 2003
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orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.
While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.
by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023
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