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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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smoke your slime

Killing your homie (slime) for any particular reason
Example of smoke your slime:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: put 5 in his skull
by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025
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Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.
Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.
Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.
by xhmxnano July 27, 2024
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Smoking a potato

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.
by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019
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smoked

being better then someone in video games
"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"
by v1be September 28, 2022
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