knuckle-off

The act of ejaculation or masturbation. Rooted from the trifecta of knuckles that surrounds the end of a penis during masturbation.

"Hey man I'll be over in like 5. Just gotta go knuckle-off a few."

"That girl was such a tease, but whatever. I'll just knuckle-off a few when I get home."

by AK!!! November 14, 2007

kile off

the act of public masturbation whilst holding a pooping duck.

who wants to go kile off with a group of fat asians?

by paintchip_baby May 22, 2008

Creepin off

When someone is seriously perving on you.

Marcus was creepin off all night;he kept hitting on everyone.

by Plutoniumxzombie September 28, 2008

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

Feesed Off

The state or condition of an artist or a performer who settles for less fees than he/she deserves. Feeling of being underpaid by your employer/organiser.

He walked out of the big banner film because he was feesed off.

He half-heartedly performed at the event, maybe because he was feesed off.

by Zubin Raval July 10, 2014