Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 25, 2010

don't make a cluck about it

Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.

If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.

by whatsadencur May 6, 2015

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

bothered to make the compass spin

A metaphor used to describe the type of dedication put in to something that arguably isn’t worth it.

"The developers of insert game here even bothered to make the compass spin when it comes to insert game mechanic here!"

by carterUD November 19, 2021

make up my mind

I decided to do something

When I make up my mind, I'm very determined

by jmosouza November 14, 2017

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019