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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

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🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

by Millers1995 August 9, 2024

just par for the curse

Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.

Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.

by QuacksO September 8, 2019

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why did you ghost him for a week and then get mad when he moved on?”

“I’m just a girl”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024

I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"

Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺

by HazeGaze April 6, 2024

Just Toast

some femboy scrungly bungus who moans in vc too much 🤔📸
also I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY STOP CALLING ME THAT

(moan sound)
person1: IT'S THE JUST TOAST SOUND EFFECT
Just Toast: WHAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MOAN THAT MUCH STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
person1: you're a furry pipe down
Just Toast: I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by Just Toast September 13, 2022