John dean

A phsycopathic freak with an embarrassing trim and bad taste in women

Your a proper John dean aren’t u

by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

john the one

SO SO SO SO SO SO GAY GUYS FROM GANG his like peni$ and kiss jnck and gay

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john the one gay

by jimbo bob32 June 6, 2019

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017

robert-john

Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.

You need to get with Robert-John, he pays his bills!

Robert-John's enemies : Shanique

by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017

john avery

Person filled with determination and confidence and will make it far in life.

Very flirtatious and gives special feeling to the ones they love. People may be jealous of him or her but nothing can bring them down. Not the most sporty person in the world but may play some sports rarely.

Isn't John Avery such a cool guy?!

by TH3M0R3 U KN0W March 16, 2017

john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016