“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 05, 2023
A woman who hops or goes from place to place to live. Not a couch surfer though. They take advantage of and live off of someone which is usually a much older man, because they can’t keep a job or get a home of their own. They lead the homeowner on to make them think they have a chance at a relationship but it never happens. Once she’s taken what she needs and they realize what she’s done and call her out she will act as if she’s been abused or taken advantage of to try to make herself look like she’s done no wrong and get sympathy from the next victim.
by Friend of Ms.Mf January 08, 2021
The Aland Islands is some islands in the middle of the Baltic Sea. Nobody really cares about them. Who would?
by lorddddddd September 30, 2022
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 26, 2014
by Monto Juan July 15, 2017
The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.
by Iammyself April 21, 2019
by BuddyMaddie April 02, 2022