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Human

The deadliest creature on Earth other than Mosquitoes.
To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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Humans

Please verify if you're not an alien ⬜
Human is an intelligent being used for corrupting this world of discoveries or some sh*t
f*ckin each other until it's done for...
living on the earth with humans🤓 and animals🐶 living inside
by BirdyIsCool May 7, 2022
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Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021
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Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do
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a human ick

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022
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