The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
by Asriel379 February 7, 2020
Get the The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountainmug. A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Get the tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heelsmug. The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god
- words spoken by gay-rap god
gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock
"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."
"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."
by ThicDaddy January 23, 2019
Get the gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sockmug. Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.
Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!
Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
by Chase B. May 12, 2008
Get the Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece bandmug. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! pushes Homestar aside Hello, and welcome to Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com! No, seriously.
by dj gs68 April 29, 2003
Get the Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.commug. BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
Get the Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Womenmug. A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Get the Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.mug.