heavernm

a massive worldwide company, made singlehandedly by a man called heaven and his sidekick, MicrowavePlaysRobl0x

"bro did you see the new merch releases from heavernm?? they even got The Shits™️ shirts!!

by bigbritishjohn1234america1996 August 16, 2024

Heavenly White

A color that’s literally so white it’s the same color as any other paper and can be visible in any color of paper, black paper included.

Oh my god, Steve is using a color that we never seen before. The color is… is… Heavenly White!

by The one Who invents words August 21, 2024

Heav

A shortened version of "heavy" used as a nickname to fat shame siblings who are arrogant about being overweight

Sibling 1: "Want to put your marshmallow creme and peanut butter down and ride bikes?"

Sibling 2: "I can't, I'm hungry and my show is coming on"

Sibling 1: "Enjoy your food, Heav"

by TheBFH September 14, 2023

Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

heaventsentnini

She about her money, hard working, intelligent, strategic, organized, absolutely perfect in every which way possible. An absolute delivery from heavens gates. The strength of a lotus flower resting beautifully above all the chaos, but also the sting of a scorpion. The red ink on her body explains. You’ll see she withholds the

look of innocence but you’ll see cold hell in her eyes. The real definition on a baddie. Immensely blessed taste of music to match any genre and classics. A matched vibe. 50/50. The realest black queen you’ll ever meet with the laugh so infectious and curing. With a smile so plump and inviting. Her button nose brings you back to focus. Her aroma of baby shea butter and lavender relieves your senses yet grants you focus to her ethereal figure. Hips so curvy it delays the rhythm to her every step. Her cuban link anklet chain doesn’t distract you from her perfectly pedicure toes with a swarovski crystals. Nini is how she’ll greet you but she’s Eternity.

“ Ayy Bro come check out her out with her fine ass” “ohh..ay that’s #heaventsentnini”

by Jamal Knowles October 5, 2023

Heavy on it

Nicki Minaj label! HEAVY ON IT!

Botched b: hey barbz I’d would love to be sign by Nicki my fav! Can I have the name of her label please?

Barbz: stfu you pussy ass bitch cheeky ass hoe! Anyway her label is HEAVY ON IT!

By onikastay on instagram

by Onikastay on Instagram October 15, 2023

HEAVY METAL FROGGING

Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.

Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!

by 666blxck October 22, 2023