What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
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promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!
by HOSDOG November 20, 2007
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i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.
i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*
by Xx moonlight xX February 16, 2011
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frozen dick's chance in hell

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.
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Mythic pregnancy from hell

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Oh the hell you say

An expression of intense disagreement, dismissal, or incredulity.
Oh the hell you say! if it weren't for me this branch would have closed months ago!
by what do i care 125 November 27, 2020
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boi wat da hell

when you see somebody doing something thats "sus"
Boi wat da hell i just saw someone call that kid sexy!
by namjoonssub December 10, 2021
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