Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018

Giving Happy A Bath

To masturbate or give oneself pleasure.

I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.

by HappyTheRhino August 31, 2011

Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.

Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!

by squigglemuffin July 12, 2010

happy nibba hours

The time between noon and 4 o'clock when a nigga can feel happy and not be pressueed by thots

Man I'm so pumped for happy nibba hours

by Smokedbrisket September 22, 2017

happy new year

(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.

"What's up with that group birthday party?"

"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."

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by sally forth February 6, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy

A Stick Figure Drawn by Jhonen C. Vasquez. Examples of HNB's speech: "Peas! Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas. Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!"

Happy Noodle boy (the Noodleiod) is a scary stick figure.

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?

God... what a horrible little stickman.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003