Ham

Often used as Fam or Hamberger.

A food fun for the whole family

Kind of like toilet paper

Give me the HAM I need to to wipe my ass

by The tonk guy November 17, 2021

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.

Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!

by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.

"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"

by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019

Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.

Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.

by Bornontaxday May 21, 2020

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023