When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
Get the Facebook Flushmug. Person #1
What's on your mind...
(Something witty)
Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)
^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^
What's on your mind...
(Something witty)
Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)
^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^
by Ryno777 November 13, 2011
Get the Facebook plagiarismmug. Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
Get the Facebook Snipermug. a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
Get the facebook parasitemug. Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
by cleversenorita November 14, 2011
Get the Facebook seizuremug. When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
FB Faggot: "I hate life."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013
Get the Facebook Faggotmug. Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."
Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!
by Rescuechic August 29, 2014
Get the facebook cheatermug.