Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and long flowing blonde hair. He is really good at sports and he specifically loves baseball. He is average height and very athletic. If you ever meet an Ethan do anything you can to make him happy. If you ever get into a fight with Ethan, even though he is not quick to apologize, he still cares for you. Ethan is the guy all the girls will crush on, even the older girls.
by Panda Kid 44 June 09, 2019
Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.
Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 25, 2020
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