chuck norris 

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

chuck norris by gayyy April 28, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.

Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.

Chuck Norris by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012

CHUCK NORRIS 

GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE

CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK NORRIS by GIGITY GUAGMIRE December 17, 2011

chuck norris 

n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.

v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.

Bob Chuck Norris'd his brother Dave through the wall.

chuck norris by OH MY IRL July 21, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris

Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006

chuck norris 

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

chuck norris by patric thomas April 30, 2006

chuck norris 

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DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

chuck norris by Zackery May 22, 2006