Chinese military dance

It is a dance that is preformed by Chinese soldiers

It probably has some sentimental significance but most westerners know it from the first part of the dance where this guy sticks his leg up completely vertically, sick as fuck and only some people can do it

Person 1: I just tried to do the Chinese military dance trend
Person 2: cool, how did it go?
Person 1: couldn’t get close and I fell over crazy how the guy in the video can do it perfectly normal

by WhotTookTheNameE2? February 7, 2026

Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.

I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.

by philfodih February 8, 2026

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026

Chinese or Japanese

Chinese or Japanese is a question commonly asked to Asians when asking where they're from. This is often regarded as offensive due to the generalization of Asian people.

Person 1: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Person 2: I've lived in California for the last twenty years but I'm from Laos.

by areni1 March 7, 2026

Chinese Goodbye

Opposite to an irish goodbye, it is when someone says their goodbyes to everyone at the party but end up hanging around 20-30min longer after to help the host clean up some, like gathering recycling and taking it out or doing some of the dishes. A typical behaviour trained into a good Chinese son / daughter from youth.

What is Tiffany still doing here? I thought she said she was leaving. Oh — she gave us a chinese goodbye. She's just helping do the dishes before she heads out.

by c00lc00lc00l March 29, 2026

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025

Chinese Finger cuff

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.

Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.

by Gupstyle April 26, 2025