Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.

Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.

by two princes November 18, 2021

Cheese thug

When you see a thug who looks like he smells like really bad cheese

"He's a cheese thug"
"Oh yeah definitely"

by dan.iztired October 10, 2021

Salami cheese

A cheese that looks like salami, or sliced ham. There are also it’s counter parts such as bacon cheese, sugar cube cheese. Cheese cheese, etc.

Where did you get this salami cheese from? it’s really good!

by The dock blender October 14, 2021

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

Frumunda cheese

Cheese frumunda ya ballz biatch

Dame Kenny clean ya ballz I can smell da frumunda cheese frumova here

by Kenny cheese August 10, 2021

Brown cheese

If you meet a norwegian person they will most likely brag about this, and it is really annoying

1: Hey, are you norwegian?

2: Yes.

2: By the way did you know we made brown cheese

1: *ugh*

by Typerman69 August 20, 2021

bricky cheese

cap cap cringed

yeah, the other day my plane got straight hijacked and I had to dye my hair blue. It was pretty bricky cheese

by egirl central June 9, 2021