love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

THE GOAT

THE GROSSEST OF ALL TIME

Hitler and Yonson are THE GOATS

by Itsjustguy January 27, 2023

GOAT

G: Great

O: Ompalompa
A: As
T: Trash

Her: That makes you a goat
Him: Goats a good thing though

Her: Great Ompaloompa As Trash
Him: you just made that up

by perfectlyfomulated June 15, 2016

Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

Goatness

Great at 8ball

Your pure goatness

by An onomatopoeia May 31, 2018